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pappu joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
pappu: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
guide: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
guide: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
How to catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and just be yourself.
Squirrels will come to you on their own.
Because they just love NUTS .
I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a
women
gives birth to a kid.
A student stands up- we must find & stop her!.
A man had twins; he named them Tin &Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED!
19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19?
THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18...
A photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral
function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
A man was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as
to
what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
A man wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr
after
deducting tax.
Angry man: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!
A: When I stand on my head the blood rushes to my head, but when I stand on my feet
the blood doesn't rush to my feet. Why is this?
B: Your feet aren't empty.
Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.
They wanted to trouble good people...
I suggested ur name.
They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss..
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